My Daddy's a Preacher

Sometimes I get lonely. And when I do, I talk to my granddad. He just lives on the other side of my street. He's on my paper route. I have eighteen customers. Sometimes he gives me a tip. A great big tip. Two dollars. I call that a real super tip. Today I feel down in the dumps. That's a pretty big thought for me, David. I'm eight now. But I'll be nine next March. Let me see, that's oh, uh...nine more months. See, I can figure things out. I'm pretty good in math too. My mother said I should be a banker. Like my uncle Richard. But I think that would be pretty boring. Besides I hate wearing a tie. I mean, my daddy hates wearing a tie. Maybe that's why he became a Preacher. He wears a white collar. He really likes talking to everyone. I mean grownups. Does that make sense, granddad?

I know 'cause he talks to all the adults who go to his church. He's pretty busy. But I still love him though. Sometimes when I lie in my bed in my favourite PJ's, I cry. I'm not really a baby but I wish my daddy would talk to me, granddad. Like you do. I know maybe you think I'm not a good boy. But I am. I help out...well sometimes. Me and my brother Todd. We fight a lot. It's not really my fault. He keeps punching me on the shoulder. It hurts too. Tod is thirteen. He's really strong. When we fight, my daddy goes to work at church. He says he has lots to do. I think he might be scared to lose his temper. Then Todd does his...you know...his punching bag thing. Except, I'm the punching bag. I wish he would stop. Maybe he will when I grow up. Hey, maybe I'll be really tall. Even be bigger than him. But I won't beat him up. My daddy says fighting is not nice. And I love my daddy. Guess what, granddad? It's okay if I sit right beside you, hey? I really like to talk to someone. And you give good advice. When I leave here, well...what should I do granddad? About Todd hitting me.

Not go into his room? But I only go in once or twice a week. And I don't take anything. Only look around. Okay, I promise. Not even go in once? And he won't hit me anymore? I think I'll try that. Guess what, granddad? My mom went away to visit her mother. You know already? She lives really far away. I think it's a hundred thousand miles. Only two hundred? Is that a lot? That's how far it is from Truro to Cansotown? Oh, that's far. Anyway, my daddy is the cook when she's gone. And guess what? He's not really a good cook. No, not really. But I still eat the food. What's that? Oh, he makes burned pancakes. Even the juice is lumpy. But I drink it. Do you think I can tell my daddy something, granddad? Would he be mad if I said, Daddy you're not a very good cook? I bet he would laugh. He wouldn't?

Hey, sometimes I wish I could tell him some things. But I think he would get even madder. My daddy preaches too long. I sit and I listen. And I listen and then I wish he would stop. He talks for a whole half hour. That's too long. It's not? Some ministers preach for a whole hour? Then he must preach at least an hour too. Do you think one day I can talk to my daddy like I talk to you, granddad? Good. I can't wait. Sometimes I wish my daddy would take me fishing. Just me and him. And Todd could stay home and cook. I have to go and finish my papers now, granddad. And thanks. You give good advice. What's for supper? Probably some more burnt pancakes. Why do I eat them? Because I love my daddy.

Plus more by; Richard L. Provencher

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